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the song in which johnny sings "don't believe, can't believe in humans anymore" his voice does things to me


hi, I was wondering if you could explain something to me, in the third pirate film, Jack says pirates don't have good imagination when it comes to naming things and then goes on to describe one guy and says he called him Larry, and Gibbs makes this face like he's so done lol but I don't get the joke, how does the name Larry prove his point? or what he is saying with it

Hahah honestly fair! It’s a roundabout way of saying it. It comes right after they are about to enter ‘Shipwreck Cove.’ Gibbs explains (in his own way lol) that it’s called that because… there’s been a lot of shipwrecks there. So Jack’s like, honestly we suck at naming shit. 

The story he tells about ‘Larry’ is that he was this pirate who knew who lost both of his arms and part of his eye. Instead of calling him like… ‘half eye’ or ‘plank’ or some other kind of clever name to address this dude’s crazy physical appearance, they just called him Larry. 

It’s kinda funny because later in the film when they’re gathering the ‘Pieces of Eight,’ it’s like the opposite. Pintel was like… wait the famous ‘Nine Pieces of Eight’ are just random objects? And Gibbs is like ‘well it’s not very piratey to say ‘nine pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pocket at the time’ 

Hey! Sorry for being so random, but did you by any chance attend the Dickens vs Tolstoy thingy in England? I was watching the video and saw a girl that looked quite like you and got curious about it.

I did not actually! I’m back living in Canada now, haven’t been to England in a while 🙁 Sounds interesting though!!

Have you noticed how much more relaxed Johnny seems this time on tour? He seemed so nervous for some of the tour last year, probably because it was his first time singing and his first time on the road since *the bullshit*, but he just seems to be in his element this time. Singing on multiple songs, having fun with the guys, smiling and laughing even more than last year. And, he looks AMAZING. It just really seems like he has his soul back.


Have you seen The Professor yet? Laughed out loud for the first while and then he slowly took my breath away. Beautiful piece of storytelling. And there's this one line… 😉

Gaahhhhh no I haven’t had the time to yet!! I’m excited, hearing lots a great stuff about it from you lot!!

Do you think that if we see a negative comment on JD (concerning the abuse claims) we should reach out to the OP and prove our point? Because I feel like that is the right thing to do, but I also get really upset when I participate in a conflict, especially on the Internet.

It does seem like a hard choice, but I urge you to not let it be. 

Your own mental health should always come first.

If I were John answering this question, he’d say the same thing. He would never want you to sacrifice your own well being for his. 

I will always, always be on the side of self care. Take care of yourself first, above all.

What if Johnny has thigh tattoos we don't know about…?

all jokes aside, do you think Johnny and Marilyn ever, you know, did it? lol

Johnilyn or JohnnyJude?

Johnilyn all the way my man, nothing comes close (yet 😉 )

Has Johnny directed any other music videos?

He sure has!!

1994    Shane MacGowan & The Popes:  That Woman’s Got Me Drinking
2000    Vanessa Paradis:  Pourtant
2001    Vanessa Paradis:  Que fait la vie
2008    Vanessa Paradis:  L’incendie
2009    Vanessa Paradis:  Il y a
2010    Babybird:  Unloveable

You can read all about ‘em here: