Category: Funny Moments

“Get you a man who can do it all 😉”

This week a new meme became viral on the internet after Dolly Parton posted

four pictures of herself showing how she might use them on the social media platforms. Each photo for the #DollyPartonChallenge it’s different in its content:
LinkedIn (professional, on work clothes), Facebook (friends, family, smiling), Instagram (photoshoots, fashionable, different places) and Tinder (dating).

I was thinking about making one, but I decided to make four of them with Johnny’s photoshoots to represent each decade (80′s, 90′s, 00′s and 10′s) of his career. 

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PS. It’s all fun, games and memes but it’s REALLY important to remember that JOHNNY DEPP DOES NOT HAVE ANY SOCIAL MEDIA. 

ALL the pages related to him are fan pages.
So if someday someone claiming to be Johnny starts to interact with you asking for something in return, please, do not believe this person. Do not give any information about you or interact.
Be safe. There are mean people everywhere and internet isn’t a safe place.

– “Muhh-muhhh- muuhhh… I’m a loooser… Eh.” 

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Lily-Rose and Jack Depp as Colleen Collette and Wayne in “Yoga Hosers”, released on this day (January 24), 4 years ago.  

“I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai, and this little bit of magic… Is my moustache”

On this day (January 23), 5 years ago, “Mortdecai” was released in the USA theaters.

“Photos you can hear…” 

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Johnny, Gina Deuters and Tim Burton having a lot of fun, last January 8, in Notting Hill, London.

I don’t know what happened, but I laughed too 😂

“- Axel, make it sexy!”

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Funny scene of Johnny as Axel Blackmar in “Arizona Dream”. 27 years ago, rehearsing how to say “Hello” in order to be a good car seller. 😂 

Ps. I don’t drive, but I’d buy a car!… 

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Hello! How are you? How’s your day?

Here it is a funny and cute moment of Johnny being Johnny, to start our 2020 in a good mood. 

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Welcome to 2020! 

“How this f*cking thing work?… 😂 🔎
What you do with it? Or make it… 🔎😂
If you try to…I don’t understand this f*cking thing…” 😂 🔎

Johnny being Johnny on the first teaser for the upcoming 2020 documentary, “Kreka”.

Johnny and his trouble with a magnifying glass 😂 🔎

Behind the Scenes: Johnny and Leonardo DiCaprio having some fun during the filming of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” sometime between November 1992 and January 1993.

Johnny used to love Leonardo’s facial expressions when his character, Arnie, was disgusted by the smell of something gross, like decaying honeycomb, rotten eggs, and pickled sausage. So he used to give them to Leo to do this funny gagging thing. In the other hand, Johnny did it so many times, that Leonardo couldn’t stand and charged him for all the times he wanted to see it.
In the end, Leo made something about $500 dollars.

Although at that time, Johnny was 29 years old, and Leonardo had just turned 19, both became good friends, almost like brothers, on and
off camera. And just like real life brothers, Johnny admitted that sometimes he got a little bit irritated with Leonardo during the filming. In 2016 during a  interview at the

Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Johnny said:

“The absolute truth is that I… I respect Leo a lot,
you know what I mean. He worked really hard. He did. He worked really hard that
on that film and spent a lot of time researching on that and stuff like that, then
he came to set he was ready to work, he was ready to work hard and he was
really, you know, all his ducks were in a row… And I tortured him… I really did,
I actually did. ‘cause he was always talking about these video games, you know…
And I told you it was kind of a dark period I wasn’t in the middle. ‘And no I
will not give you a drag of my cigarette while you hide from your mother again
Leo, no.’”

Although smiling with the audience, while remembering those funny days on the past, and smiling during the filming of the movie in 1992/1993, must people don’t know that the “dark period” was really real.
Deep down, back to those days, Johnny was really having one of the most difficult times he ever had in his personal life:

“I poisoned myself constantly; drinking, didn’t eat right, no sleep, lots of cigarettes… It was really a lonely, really f*cking, lonely time. There were drugs, too… Pills. And there was a danger that I would go over the edge. I could have, I thank God I didn’t”.  – Read more about this dark and sad period HERE.

“Can I do a Captain Jack? Can I? Shan’t I? Will I? Wouldn’t I? Didn’t I? Haven’t I? Wasn’t it?” – Johnny Depp 😂

After impersonating Willy Wonka on the backstage of Alice Cooper’s Christmas Pudding and worn a Mad Hatter’s hat on stage during the auction, last Saturday (December 14) Johnny also remembered his, and a fan favorite character, Captain Jack Sparrow. Johnny also asked a funny question to Bobby, the fan who met him on the backstage with his mom:
“Let me ask you a question: Did he (Captain Jack Sparrow) scream like a pre-teen delicate little flower of a girl ?”  while everybody was laughing he then completed: “I did it on purpose…”  😂😂

Johnny also took photos with Bobby’s family and also autographed a guitar.

God bless this man!  ❤️

Credits: Beth Baird on Instagram.