Category: lani answers

Have you listened to the Doug Stanhope patreon podcast? Apparently you have to pay to hear it, but he spilled some tea. Any insights? The only thing I saw on twitter was that he said that JD appreciates the support.

I haven’t heard it no, i’m not subscribed / I don’t pay for it :/ I’ll reblog if anyone else knows what he said!

What do you think about the new res ipsa loquitur tattoo? Assume he’s talking about the case?

Honestly I’m not sure! I’m sure the timing is significant in some way, but as others have pointed out, this phrase is something that has been swirling around in his brain for quite a long time (i was almost positive he was the one who put it in that POTC3 scene and I have been for a while). Hunter S Thompson used is quite a bit, as others have pointed out, but I haven’t seen anyone post this video, which is Johnny reading letters that he and Hunter wrote back and forth to each other in the late 90s. I think these videos were recorded shortly after HST passed. 

I highly recommend you listen to them all, but here’s the video where Johnny references ‘Res Ipsa Loquitur’ in his letter to Hunter. The mention comes around 2:15 but you need to listen to him read the whole letter to understand the context.

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but do you still have that list of proof in the abuse case? I can't find it and don't know where to look for it. I've had someone asking for it. I'm so sorry to bother you.

No bother!! This one will help:

Hello, regarding the latest news about the JD case and as a fan myself I would appreciate if you could clear out some things for me. I tried some research on my own but didn't find the answers I want. First of all, the new evidence is an audio, I haven't listened to it but since I am expecting her defense squad will probably claim it's not her, I want to be sure, what makes us certain it is her talking? What's the context? What is this audio? How did Johnny Depp record it?

It’s absolutely her there’s no doubt about it, and her fans haven’t even been denying it’s her. Her lawyers didn’t deny it either. 

From what I can gather, it was recorded on Amber’s phone at the recommendation of their therapist; to record their conversations about their marriage so that they could each listen to it separately. This appears to be the day after a fight they had where she kicked a door into his head and punched him in the jaw, and they were having a discussion about it the next day at his house. Presumably Amber sent him the recording afterwards so he could listen to it on his own and that’s why he had it. 

Again, I haven’t actually seen anyone try to claim it’s not her or that it’s doctored, so that shouldn’t be something you run into much. 

Was Johnny ever a Queen/ Freddie Mercury fan?

I think so!!! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard him say anything about it BUT I remember waaaaaayyyy back in mid-2000s when my love for JD was blossoming, there was a rumour that HE was going to be playing Freddie in the biopic (this movie must have been in the works for a LONG long time). I remember because I literally went out and bought a biography of Freddie to prepare for the film LOL so he must have been a fan!

the song in which johnny sings "don't believe, can't believe in humans anymore" his voice does things to me


hi, I was wondering if you could explain something to me, in the third pirate film, Jack says pirates don't have good imagination when it comes to naming things and then goes on to describe one guy and says he called him Larry, and Gibbs makes this face like he's so done lol but I don't get the joke, how does the name Larry prove his point? or what he is saying with it

Hahah honestly fair! It’s a roundabout way of saying it. It comes right after they are about to enter ‘Shipwreck Cove.’ Gibbs explains (in his own way lol) that it’s called that because… there’s been a lot of shipwrecks there. So Jack’s like, honestly we suck at naming shit. 

The story he tells about ‘Larry’ is that he was this pirate who knew who lost both of his arms and part of his eye. Instead of calling him like… ‘half eye’ or ‘plank’ or some other kind of clever name to address this dude’s crazy physical appearance, they just called him Larry. 

It’s kinda funny because later in the film when they’re gathering the ‘Pieces of Eight,’ it’s like the opposite. Pintel was like… wait the famous ‘Nine Pieces of Eight’ are just random objects? And Gibbs is like ‘well it’s not very piratey to say ‘nine pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pocket at the time’ 

Hey! Sorry for being so random, but did you by any chance attend the Dickens vs Tolstoy thingy in England? I was watching the video and saw a girl that looked quite like you and got curious about it.

I did not actually! I’m back living in Canada now, haven’t been to England in a while 🙁 Sounds interesting though!!

Happy birthday laniiii! Hope you're having the greatest day!! All the best to you 💖💖💕✨💜💞💫

Oh you’re so sweet thank you angel!!! 🙂 

Have you noticed how much more relaxed Johnny seems this time on tour? He seemed so nervous for some of the tour last year, probably because it was his first time singing and his first time on the road since *the bullshit*, but he just seems to be in his element this time. Singing on multiple songs, having fun with the guys, smiling and laughing even more than last year. And, he looks AMAZING. It just really seems like he has his soul back.